Restless type. Mostly irony-free wingnut. Celebrator of trees. Stilt walker. Given to rare fits of poetry. Boot junkie and whiskey enthusiast. Blabbermouth with only a vague notion of TMI. Vermont secessionist expatriate. Moss sniffer. Stray cat petting machine. Alternative school graduate. Mountain admirer. Tattooed non-professional. Mild-mannered atheist and polite anarchist. Big city person with rural inclinations, or maybe it's the other way around.

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My name is Nicole Cipri. I'm a writer and a wingnut, among other things. This is my tumblr, aka, a curated mess of memes and half-finished thoughts.

 

cubty:

“I have decided to run for the office of Pope.

If elected I will;
Focus solely on the teachings of Jesus.
Restore women to their rightful place of honor.
Get out of people’s bedrooms.
Cease meddling in politics.
Use the BILLIONS of gold & cash to feed the hungry.
Encourage and support eradication of disease and ignorance worldwide.
Apologize SINCERELY for centuries of inhumane mistreatment of men, women & children throughout the world.” Sparkle Plenty

I endorse the bid of Sister Sparkle Plenty, the Nun Too Bright, to hold the office of Pope.