Restless type. Mostly irony-free wingnut. Celebrator of trees. Stilt walker. Given to rare fits of poetry. Boot junkie and whiskey enthusiast. Blabbermouth with only a vague notion of TMI. Vermont secessionist expatriate. Moss sniffer. Stray cat petting machine. Alternative school graduate. Mountain admirer. Tattooed non-professional. Mild-mannered atheist and polite anarchist. Big city person with rural inclinations, or maybe it's the other way around.
BOOK. NERD.
My name is Nicole Cipri. I'm a writer and a wingnut, among other things. This is my tumblr, aka, a curated mess of memes and half-finished thoughts.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Smells Like Queer Spirit” - Pansy Division, from the album “Pile Up” (1995)
I am listening to Pansy Division and baking cookies. Fuck yeah.
Punk Rock Chocolate Chip Cookies:
- 1 cup of butter
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1/4 cup of maple syrup
- 1/8 cup of whiskey
- 2 eggs
- 3 cups of flour
- some salt
- teaspoon of baking soda
- motherfucking chocolate chips
- nuts and shit (optional)
- punk music of choice
Preheat oven to 350. Cream butter, sugar, maple syrup. Add whiskey and eggs. Add dry ingredients. Add motherfucking chocolate chips and nuts and shit and put that shit in the oven. Discuss anarcho-syndacalism and create small mosh pit in kitchen while they’re baking. Pull ‘em out when the sides start to brown, about 12 minutes.
FUCK YEAH
Hey sexy folks! Oliver Gold is a good friend of mine, who also happens to be (in their own words) “a trans fag sex activist.” This is Oliver sexing up their bike. The link is for Oliver’s blog, where you can watch them sexing up a donut. It’s pretty epic.
Lucky for all of you, Oliver’s also starting up a new porn venture. Honestly, I can’t think of anyone who you’d rather watch fuck on camera than this awesome donut-loving, sex-postive, consent-loving bike mechanic and soon-to-be porn star. You just don’t know it yet.
So if you like supporting sex-positive porn, or transgender/queer porn, or if you just like watching porn at all, go read their blog, or watch their videos on Qtube. (Which, what the fuck, why did nobody tell me there was a free queer porn hosting site, I’ve been watching shitty porn on youporn for the past year. NO MORE!)
Any and all reblogs appreciated, since Oliver actually asked me for a hand in promotion. Dude is awesome, and deserves your love. (And has plenty to give in return, honestly.)
idk what this is but it makes me smile.
Here with your daily dose of FUCKING AWESOME.
